Rachel looks at you.

Rachel blinks in utter disbelief.

Rachel says (OOC) 'I could have sworn you had a description'

Zarak THWAPS Rachel for being a moron.

Kalad looks at you.

Zarak says (OOC) 'Silly girl.'

You say (OOC) 'A lot of people say that.'

Kalad THWAPS Zarak for being a moron.

Zarak says (OOC) 'Descs are for SMART people. Not Milos!'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'force milo desc write'

Zarak rears back and slaps Kalad cruelly for his stupidity, sending him
sprawling to the floor.

You say (OOC) 'I don't know where they get the idea.'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'force milo COWABUNGA'

You THWAP Zarak for being a moron.

[*OOC*] Benamas 'force milo @'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'XD'

[*OOC*] Zarak ';D'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'mischan!'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'Nice'

You [*OOC*] 'force benamas cast megamagic self'

Benamas utters the words, 'wzoawaouq'.

Rachel snorts in amusement.
You [*OOC*] 'force benamas vape self'

Kalad uses jedi mind trick on Zarak

[*SAY*] Benamas 'I have 16725/20242 hp 1/3518 mana 31/24702 mv 212000 xp.'

Benamas says (OOC) 'OW'

The moogle trader has arrived from the south.

[*OOC*] Benamas 'ooh i wonder if that'll work'

Benamas summons Jumbo Cactuar!
Benamas shouts '10,000 Needles!'
Thousands of razor-sharp Cactuar needles are shot into Benamas!!
Benamas is blasted backwards through a brick wall!
Benamas is dead!!!

INFO: (] Benamas has escaped from the Cleft of Dimensions... [)

Benamas is pulled back into his own dimension.

[*OOC*] Zarak '...'

[*OOC*] Rachel '...'

You [*OOC*] '...'

[*OOC*] Rachel '.....holy shit'

<HP:2009/2009 MP:1032/1032> whowas benamas
No such player: Benamas.

[*OOC*] Axl '...o_o'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'Umm.'
[*OOC*] Rachel 'erm'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'uh'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'Whoa.'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' ...'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'Uh.'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'THE END OF THE WORL'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'Now, now wait a min.'

You [*OOC*] 'LOLOLOLOLOLOL'

[*OOC*] Rachel '*WORLD'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' Not smart Ben.'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'Doesn't that normally DELETE a character?'

INFO: (] Benamas has fallen into the Cleft of Dimensions. [)

[*OOC*] Rachel 'yes'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'HOT SHIT'

[*OOC*] Rachel '...holy-'

You [*OOC*] 'LOL'

[*OOC*] Rachel '...wtf'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' Ben.'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'XXDDD'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'now where's MTS when we need him'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' XD'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'oh my GOD'
[*OOC*] Axl 'That was smart. x_x'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'LMFAO!'

[*OOC*] Rachel '-falls over laughing-'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE MORTALS!'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'It BURNS'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'weep'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'I didn't think that was possible'

[*OOC*] Gforte ' Why did you do that?'

You [*OOC*] '*still laughing*'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'to see if i could XD'

[*OOC*] Rachel '-still going omwtfspazz-'

[*OOC*] Zarak 'That's HILARIOUS.'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'answer: yes!'

Benamas says (OOC) 'HELLO FELLOW MORTALS'

Rachel looks at Benamas.

Rachel says (OOC) 'This is disturbing'

<HP:2009/2009 MP:1032/1032> l ben
You see nothing special about him.
Benamas is in perfect condition.

Benamas is using:
<used as light>     (Glowing) a beeswax candle set upon a tarnished brass holder

<worn on torso>     a weathered cloth shirt, tattered and torn at the waistline
<worn as shield>    a small wood shield with frail reinforcements
<wielded>           a supple leather glove studded with copper knuckles

All of a sudden, Carsanquay leaps down from the sky.

Carsanquay looks at Benamas.

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'Welcome to the Cleft of Dimensions'

Axl says (OOC) 'XD!'

Rachel laughs.

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'If you need any help, don't hesitate to ask on OOC'

Rachel says (OOC) 'XD'

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'How about some candy for the child'
Someone dies laughing!!!

Benamas says (OOC) ':D this mud is awesome'

Carsanquay has created ARCTIC-CIRCLE CANDY!

Carsanquay gives ARCTIC-CIRCLE CANDY to Benamas.

Benamas eats ARCTIC-CIRCLE CANDY.
Benamas gets a dazed look in his eyes...

Benamas says (OOC) 'everyone is so nice'

Benamas says (OOC) 'are you in charge'

Rachel says (OOC) '-falls over-'

[*OOC*] Sunflash 'I AM DYING HERE.'

Rachel says (OOC) 'I can't breath'

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'I'm in charge, yes. Is there some way I can be of
assistance?'

Benamas says (OOC) 'yeah i would like to apply to be a builder!'

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'Oh, okay. There's an application process. Have you ever
written for a MUD?'

Versalia says (OOC) 'MTS, he doesn't meet the level requirement!'

Rachel snorts in amusement.

Benamas says (OOC) 'my qualifications include a congenial personality, quick
learning, and a mysterious precognition of all the knowledge of CoD's unusual
version of OLC'

Versalia says (OOC) 'Ooh, eerie'

Sunflash says (OOC) 'XD'

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'Someone with a surprisingly similar name has already
built several areas for us'

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'How odd'

Gforte says (OOC) ' I back his application fully.'

Benamas shrugs helplessly.

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'Alright, let's get straight to the interview'

Benamas says (OOC) 'yay!'

Carsanquay says (OOC) '#1) What is your name?'

Gforte says (OOC) ' In fact, Rage will be delt should he not get the
application.'

Someone nudges Gforte.

Benamas says (OOC) '1) francisco ernesto guevara juan maria de la mancha'

Someone says (OOC) 'Hey you. Save it for when -I- apply.'

Carsanquay says (OOC) '#2) What is the square root of nine?'

Benamas says (OOC) 'but most people call me ben'

Versalia says (OOC) 'Pretty confident there, Sunny?'

Rachel says (OOC) 'Nine has a square root?'

Axl says (OOC) '...'

Rachel says (OOC) 'Ignore me'

Rachel says (OOC) 'XD'

Axl says (OOC) 'Yes. XD'

Sunflash says (OOC) 'Ver: Hush. I already know you won't vote for me, but I dun
care.'

Benamas says (OOC) 'uhh. i think it is 2.99999 with a lot of trailing nines'

Versalia says (OOC) 'That's entirely the wrong attitude D:'

Sunflash has a gigglefit.

Sunflash says (OOC) 'Ver: No no no.'

Benamas says (OOC) 'my cpu is a pentium though'

Rachel giggles.

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'That's within the margin of error of +-10'

Sunflash says (OOC) 'Ver: The wrong attitude is to be a hag to everyone! :)'

Versalia says (OOC) 'I would vote for you if I saw a display of excellent
writing and a propensity for more quality areas!'

Carsanquay says (OOC) '#3) How many licks does it take to get to the
tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?'

Rachel says (OOC) 'I'm going to be in a good mood until Monday from this. XD'

Benamas says (OOC) 'lets count and see!'

Benamas licks Axl.

Benamas says (OOC) 'one'

Benamas licks Axl.

Benamas says (OOC) 'two'

Benamas licks Axl.

Sunflash giggles.

Benamas says (OOC) 'three'

Benamas bites Axl, hard!

Benamas says (OOC) 'three. :D'

Rachel says (OOC) 'XD'

[*OOC*] Sunflash 'LMAO'

Gforte says (OOC) ' Actually its 364 licks'

Gforte says (OOC) ' I counted.'

Carsanquay shakes Benamas's hand.

Carsanquay says (OOC) 'Welcome to the staff!'

Versalia gropes Benamas, maybe you should leave them alone.

[*OOC*] Benamas 'wooo'

[*OOC*] Sunflash 'Weee!'

[*OOC*] Benamas 'hi guys i am new to the staff'

[*OOC*] Sunflash 'That was hilarious.'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'Yay. XD'

[*OOC*] Rachel 'All is right in the world now. :P'

INFO: =MORE= Congratulations to Benamas, newest staff member of the Cleft of
Dimensions! =INFO=

[*OOC*] Sunflash 'XD'

<HP:2009/2009 MP:1032/1032> who
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[*OOC*] Axl 'And the peasants rejoice!'