Axl - Resident Evil Outbreak Nemesis 37 - Case File #lfolz
May 13 19:54:00 2005

Okay. Officially -freaked the hell out- now.

The forest next to Truce wasn't so bad; trees, little animals running around
(those rabbit-like things look real familiar)... The trees and grass and stuff
is actually -organic-, too! I only heard about fully living wildlife in
rumors, it's nothing like I ever imagined...

Maybe it isn't so bad being here after all. Well, except for the whole lack
of guns thing. -That- just totally sucks.

Anyway, there's this cave thing just off the end of the whole spirally forest
part, and it starts out pretty typical with bat-like things and the odd guy
that's been beaten and killed with the Ugly Stick and revived with the Ugly
Plot Device a few times over, but that's not the kicker.

There are -zombies-. ZOMBIES. Actual, unliving, walking, brain-munching
-zombies-!

It isn't nearly as cool to stick arrows in 'em, though. Bullets do it so much
better... Oh, and they -reek-, too. I'll just stick to popping zombie heads
with a light gun on the other side of a TV, thanks.

Getting kinda dark in here... And what's that -noise-? Because if one of those
zombies is going for my neck, I'm gonna kill it in the head and then lay a
nice, big lawsuit on whatever cracked-out god of cliche that has the nerve to
be so -corny-! It's like a freakin' B-movie over here!

((Alternate title: News Flash: Fourth Wall AWOL!))