Benamas - Truce: Who keeps leaving the damn door open?
Feb 28 23:42:24 2006

Nobody expected such an attack.

Thanks to their miniscule size, they snuck in around the Militia's
guards, outfitted a flock of ducks with tiny leather saddles, and
swarmed Truce by the dozens! The city was taken overnight, and no power
could hope to stop them! The Leprechaun Duck Cavalry had invaded in
unstoppable force!

Unfortunately for the invading army of the day, ducks aren't
particularly vicious, and tiny men shouting obscenities in a thick
accent don't hurt very much.

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| O F F I C I A L |\/
| N O T I C E |
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| All citizens are advised |
| to ignore any ducks or |
| leprechauns present in |
| the city. Studies have |
| shown that they are |
| mostly harmless. |
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| AVOID EYE CONTACT |
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